Terms of Service

Agreement to the Terms

By accessing or using viralpurplecow.com (the “Website”), you agree to these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the Website. You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) to use the Website.

Changes to the Website or the Terms

We may update the Website and these Terms from time to time. When we make material changes, we will update the “Last updated” date above. Your continued use of the Website means you accept the revised Terms.

Permitted Use

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and make personal, non-commercial use of the Website. Except where expressly allowed, you may not:

• copy, modify, distribute, sell, or lease any part of the Website or its content;
• reverse engineer or attempt to extract the source code of any software on the Website;
• use automated means (scrapers, crawlers, spiders) to access the Website except for standard search engine indexing;
• remove copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices.

Intellectual Property

All content on the Website—including text, graphics, logos, videos, and code—is owned by Viral Purple Cow or our licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws. Nothing in these Terms grants you a license to use our trademarks, branding, or logos without our prior written permission.

User Content and Feedback

If you submit comments, ideas, or other materials (“Submissions”), you grant us a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, reproduce, modify, and display those Submissions in connection with the Website and our business, with or without attribution. You represent that you have all rights needed to grant this license and that your Submissions do not infringe any third-party rights or violate the law.

Prohibited Conduct

You agree not to use the Website for any unlawful purpose or in a way that could harm, disable, overburden, or impair the Website. Prohibited conduct includes, without limitation:

• attempting to gain unauthorized access to the Website or user data;
• introducing viruses, malware, or other harmful code;
• impersonating another person or misrepresenting your affiliation;
• using the Website to publish or transmit defamatory, obscene, or infringing content.

Information Only; No Professional Advice

The Website provides informational and educational content about marketing and related topics. We do not provide professional, financial, legal, or medical advice. You are responsible for how you use the information and should seek professional guidance where appropriate.

Third-Party Services, Advertising, and Affiliates

The Website may display links to third-party websites and may include advertising (such as Google AdSense) or affiliate links. We do not control and are not responsible for third-party sites, products, or services. Your dealings with third parties are solely between you and the third party and may be subject to their terms and privacy policies.

Privacy and Cookies

Your use of the Website is subject to our Privacy Policy, which explains how we collect and use information, including the use of cookies and similar technologies, Cloudflare (security/CDN), analytics, and advertising partners.

Availability and Changes to the Service

We may modify, suspend, or discontinue the Website (in whole or in part) at any time without notice. We are not liable if any part of the Website is unavailable at any time or for any period.

Termination

We may suspend or terminate your access to the Website at any time, with or without notice, if we believe you have violated these Terms or for any other reason. Upon termination, your right to use the Website will stop immediately.

Disclaimer of Warranties

The Website and its content are provided “as is” and “as available.” To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, non-infringement, and any warranties arising from course of dealing or usage of trade. We do not warrant that the Website will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free, or that defects will be corrected.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Viral Purple Cow and our directors, employees, partners, and suppliers will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or data, arising out of or related to your use of the Website. Our total liability for any claim relating to the Website shall not exceed the greater of £100 GBP or the amount you paid (if any) to use the Website during the twelve months before the claim arose.

Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Viral Purple Cow and our affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising out of or in any way connected with your use of the Website or your violation of these Terms.

Copyright and Takedown

If you believe that content on the Website infringes your copyright, please email hello@viralpurplecow.com with: (a) your contact details, (b) a description of the copyrighted work, (c) the URL of the allegedly infringing material, and (d) a statement that you have a good-faith belief that the use is not authorized. We may remove content in our discretion.

International Use

The Website is controlled from the United Kingdom. Access may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. You are responsible for compliance with local laws.

Governing Law and Jurisdiction

These Terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. The courts of England and Wales will have exclusive jurisdiction over any dispute arising from or related to these Terms or the Website.

Severability and Waiver

If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in full force and effect. Our failure to enforce any right or provision is not a waiver of that right or provision.

Contact Us

Questions about these Terms? Reach us via our Contact page or email hello@viralpurplecow.com.